One of America’s great entertainers and politician!

One of America’s great entertainers and politician!

Will Rogers Sayings

Never Squat With Your Spurs On!

Will Rogers, who died in a 1935plane crash inAlaska with bush pilot Wiley Post, was one of the greatest political country/cowboysages the USA has ever known.  Some of his sayings:

1.Never slap a manwho's chewing tobacco.
2.Never kick a cowchip on a hot day.
3.There are twotheories to arguing with a woman. Neither works.
4.Never miss a goodchance to shut up.
5.Always drinkupstream from the herd.
6.If you findyourself in a hole, stop digging.
7.The quickest wayto double your money is to fold it and put it back into your pocket.
8.There are three kinds of men:

1. The ones that learn by reading.
2. The few who learn by observation.
3. The rest of them have to pee on the electric fence andfind out for themselves.

9.Good judgment comes from experience, and a lot of that comes from badjudgment.
10.If you're riding' ahead of the herd, take a look back every now and then to make sure it's still there.
11.Lettin' the cat outta' the bag is a whole lot easier'n puttin' itback.
12.After eating an entire bull, a mountain lion felt so good he started roaring.He kept it up until a hunter came along and shot him.

The moral: When you're fullof bull, keep your mouth shut.

ABOUT GROWINGOLDER...

First

~Eventually you will reach a point when you stop lying about your ageand start bragging about it.

Second
~The older we get, the fewer things seem worth waiting in line for.

Third

~Some people try to turn back their odometers. Not me; I want people to know 'why' I look this way. I've traveled a long way,and some of the roads weren't paved.

Fourth
~When you are dissatisfied and would like to go back to youth, think of Algebra.

Fifth
~You know you are getting old when everything either dries up or leaks.

Sixth
~I don't know how I got over the hill without getting to thetop.

Seventh
~One of the many things no one tells you about aging is that it's such a nice change from being young.

Eighth
~One must wait until evening to see how splendid the day hasbeen.

Ninth
~Being young is beautiful, but being old is comfortable andrelaxed.

Tenth
~Long ago, when men cursed and beat the ground with sticks, it was called witchcraft. Today it's called golf.

And, finally

~If you don't learn to laugh at trouble, you won't have anything tolaugh at when you're old.